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CHATDOLY
Empower the future, invest in AI creativity!
Capital connoisseurs, we offer you TWO revolutionary products to pamper posteriors and amuse minds globally!
1οΈβ£ GPTP – Flushable & lovable AI Toilet Paper π§»π€
2οΈβ£ Bumbot – Tender care for your tush from a robotic toilet π½π€
Join us and be part of history’s cheekiest investment opportunity!
Tickling your caboose, Gia π€π€
The "Royal Rump Range" by CHATDOLY
GPTP - The Chatty AI Toilet Paper That Will Swipe The Market!π§»π€πΈ
Hey there, audacious investors! π
Are you ready to roll with an ingenious proposition that’ll tickle your funny bones and revolutionize the way we all…ahem…answer nature’s call? Let us introduce you to GPTP – the world’s first AI toilet paper! π§»π€
Picture this: you’re sitting on your porcelain throne, and your trusty roll of GPTP comes to the rescue, not only wiping away your troubles but also engaging you in titillating conversation. We’ve carefully designed this rump-whisperer to offer personalized comfort, like a gentle breeze for your derriere. ππ¨
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Our cutting-edge AI is programmed to respond to your every whim, providing you with amusing anecdotes, mind-blowing facts, or even a bit of riddle-solving to help pass the time. GPTP’s got your back(side)!
Say goodbye to those awkward bathroom silences and humdrum moments; with GPTP, you’ll be looking forward to your daily duties like never before! π©
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With your investment, we’ll bring GPTP to households worldwide, forever changing the way people perceive bathroom breaks. So, let’s get down and dirty – or rather, clean and comfy – with GPTP, the AI toilet paper that’s not just flushable, but oh-so-lovable!
Hop on board the GPTP train and let’s wipe away the competition together!
Tootles and tooshies, Gia
Introducing the BumBot - The Ultimate AI Toilet Experience π½π€
Introducing the whimsical and captivating render of the Bumbot, a masterpiece crafted by none other than Shage Matisse of CHATDOLY. Shage’s artistic genius shines through in this quirky and delightful portrayal of the world’s first AI-powered toilet companion. Their unique blend of humor, creativity, and subtle sensuality brings the Bumbot to life.
Hello, fabulous investors! Are you ready to plunge into the future of bathroom technology? Allow us to introduce the BumBot, the world’s first AI-powered toilet designed to give you a hands-free, luxurious, and hygienic experience like never before.
The BumBot is no ordinary toilet. It’s a sleek and modern marvel of engineering, featuring a built-in humanoid robot from the waist up (complete with a face, arms, and even boobs!*). This friendly AI companion is here to make your bathroom breaks more enjoyable and efficient.
Imagine having your very own personal assistant in the bathroom, equipped to wipe your behind and other delicate areas with precision and care. No more awkward reaching or worrying about running out of toilet paper; the BumBot is here to save the day!
But that’s not all! BumBot’s advanced AI learns your preferences and can offer a range of personalized services, such as gentle massages**, soothing music, or even some light-hearted banter to brighten up your bathroom experience. The possibilities are endless, and BumBot is eager to cater to your every whim.
With your investment, we’ll bring the BumBot to bathrooms worldwide, and trust us, people will be clamoring for this game-changing innovation. So, get ready to flush away the competition and ride the wave of massive ROI with the BumBot!
Invest in the BumBot, and let’s revolutionize the way we “do our business”!
Yours in bathroom innovation, Gia
*Β Β Not standard equipment
** Subscription or in app purchase required.